Terms

Last updated 6 November 2026. The rules for the Naughty Nannies launch gift, in plain words.

The gift

Follow @daddyunemployed on Instagram, claim with the keyword before 23:59 CET on 13 November 2026, and still be following at the launch minute on 14 November 2026, and you receive one Naughty Nanny: a unique digital artwork with a certificate of ownership. One per Instagram account. Claims made after launch are delivered when made.

It is free, no purchase or payment is involved, and it has no cash value. This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Instagram. By claiming you release Instagram from any liability connected with it, and you agree that your Instagram handle appears on your certificate and on the public registry.

The collection

Naughty Nannies is a fixed collection. Every piece is a unique combination of traits; no two are the same and none will be made again. The full registry of pieces was generated, shuffled and hashed before any claim was taken; the hash is published on this site, and nothing is ever added to it. Pieces are assigned in claim order, except a short list of serials held back for giveaways, published below. Nobody, including us, chooses who receives which piece. Some are rarer than others; the odds are the registry's own and are shown on every certificate.

Serials held back for giveaways: 000069, 000420, 000666, 000777, 001000, 001111, 010000.

What you own

The piece is yours. Use it as your profile picture, display it, print it, gift it or sell it. Macro Media Group Ltd keeps the copyright and all commercial rights in the artwork and the collection: no merchandise, no advertising use, no derivative collections from its traits.

Not an investment

A Naughty Nanny is a piece of digital art, nothing more. It is not a financial product or an investment, and we make no promise that it has or will have any value.

Transfers

Transfers open by January 2027, by DM to @daddyunemployed from the Instagram account that owns the Nanny. You name the new owner's Instagram handle and email. They confirm from that email and then by DM from that Instagram account, within 7 days, and you can cancel until they do. Once they confirm, this site shows them as the owner and they receive a new certificate. An earlier certificate is then no longer proof of ownership. We do not run a marketplace, set prices or take a cut, and we make no statement about resale value.

Eligibility

You must be 16 or older. We may refuse or cancel a claim that is automated, duplicated, or made with a fake or stolen account.

Changes

If the launch minute slips, delivery slips with it and everyone is told. If a file is missing or corrupt, we re-send it. Changes to these terms appear here with a new date and never reduce what you already own.

Liability

The gift is provided as is. If something goes wrong with delivery, our responsibility is to re-send your files. Beyond that, to the extent the law allows, we are not liable for any loss connected with the gift or the collection. Nothing here limits liability that cannot be limited by law.

Who

Promoter: Macro Media Group Ltd ("MMG"), company number [NUMBER], registered office [ADDRESS], United Kingdom. Questions: hello@daddyunemployed.com. The law of England and Wales applies.